Total Medals Earned: 497 (From 122 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,725 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/475 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/330 points)
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
Build a friend for $24.99
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 5/10 (115/465 points)
Touch a stink bug.
Complete a level with a score lower than 130k.
Score between 130k and 170k
Use up all of your pollen.
Complete the daytime levels.
Complete the night levels.
Score between 170k and 190k
Score between 190k and 210k
Score over 210k
Complete a level set without touching any stinkbugs.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
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Helped Strawberry pass wind.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/160 points)
Crash Your Bowl
Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Beat the Blowfish Boss
Die trying to jump a shark
Beat the Frog boss
Beat the Walrus boss
Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 6/18 (120/385 points)
Fail at typing
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Lose in every way possible.